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Friday, February 4th, 2005
11:22 am

Alberto Gonzales has just been approved by the Senate for Attorney General!!!!!! May G-d have mercy on our souls.


This is the same shmuck who basically approved, recommended, and allowed the torture methods used in Iraqi prisons to occur.

Current Mood: cynical
Tuesday, January 25th, 2005
10:29 am
New JibJab Cartoon

I'm too lazy to make it a nice, neat link, so deal with it.
Sunday, January 23rd, 2005
10:46 am
What's Wrong With the Left Side of Bush's Face?

 the RatFuck Diary looks at a potential reason behind Bush falling off of things pretty often.
Friday, January 14th, 2005
10:41 am
Inaguration Protest Stuff

Bartcop.com has some signs, and would like help in organizing, etc. Very nice.

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004
7:58 am
Monday, November 15th, 2004
4:44 pm
Warning: very strong language to follow
I did not write this, but it's making its rounds on the liberal communities, and I felt it deserved a place of honor here.

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America?

The Authentic America. Really?!!!

Because we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were?

They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp.

"Let the Spanish keep it, it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess?

Go on, guess. That's right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy, asshole, they're blue states. It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self

reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week.

Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you?

Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time.

Fuck off.

Current Mood: apathetic
Friday, November 12th, 2004
9:33 am
The Democrat's Guide To Overthrowing the Government

SomethingAwful, by neccesity, stays out of partisanship, but occasioanlly you see the writers' viewpoints. I just thought this was petty funny. Enjoy.
Monday, November 8th, 2004
11:24 pm
Well guys, lets get things really started. First of all, here's a great website about a method of protesting on Inauguration Day, http://www.turnyourbackonbush.org/ . I think its a great idea, let me know if anyone id interested in doing this sort of a thing instead of the supposed egging. Hehehe, just joking with that one.

Petition to sign in order to protect American wilderness that the Government is allowing to be logged and paved over:

And finally, I recieved this very well written letter from Greenpeace on November 4th. It gave me a bit of comfort, and convinced me that my place was here, fighting for what I believe in. I hope it speaks to you as well.

Dear Leah,

It's hard to know what to say. To see Bush re-elected with the first electoral majority since his father's first election is an emotional blow. He seems to have secured a mandate based on his policies of pre-emptive war, war on the environment, crony capitalism, veiled racism, homophobia and a fundamentalism that would make the Taliban proud. This despite the largest "Get out the Vote" effort in the history of progressive causes in the United States.

I can't tell you what went wrong. The political analysts will be coming forth with their thoughts over the next several weeks. What I can tell you is that our country is split down the middle creating a cultural civil war that is not going away any time soon. It is a fight over values in which there is very little middle ground remaining. The stakes are extremely high for all we hold dear. I do not write to offer answers. I know that we must find ways to inspire ourselves and our allies to strive for a greener and more peaceful world.

I also know that in the history of social movements there have been setbacks and sacrifices far higher than we have yet paid. There have been causes that have taken generations. When you listen to President Bush and feel disenfranchised, when you feel like your government doesn't represent you, when you feel like it is no longer your country, savor that feeling. Before Gandhi, King, Lewis, Parks, Muir and Thoreau went on to do great things, they all felt that way. They felt it, it made them angry, and then it motivated them. Now it's our turn. Feel pissed off. Then together we will turn it into something.

I know that yesterday's setback will weed the summer soldiers from the ranks of the movement. But I also know that the sweetness of a victory is in direct proportion to the enormity of the struggle. I know that our Greenpeace mission is the struggle of our generation and that George Bush is symbolic of all that we oppose. And I know that this struggle is going to be long and bitter, that we will have to work harder and smarter, we will have to make greater sacrifices, and ultimately, the cause for which we fight will be the envy of future generations.

We all need to spend some time being pissed off. Feeling shock. Mourning. Then we have to act. Our cause is just. We can not afford to be defeated, or to be defeatist. Too much is at stake: our planet, our future and the legacy we leave to our children.

John Passacantando,
Executive Director

702 H Street, NW
Suite 300
Washington, D.C. 20001
(800) 326-0959
5:14 pm
10:12 am
Hey all... two of us. Me included. Oh well. WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN ALL THE SAME!!!!!!!!

Ill be working on how to take care of this community soon, when exams are out of the way. Yayness. In the meantime, x-posted from Angry_Hippy:
Pretzel Bomb 2005
On January 14th, 2005, we Americans who are furious with the current President will each send one grab-bag-sized bag of pretzels to the White House (just to show we care) at the following address:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Spread this message to every anti-Bush associate you know; post it on message boards, communities, etc. that you belong to.

Spread the word!

for those of you unaware of dubya's brush with death due to a pretzel, read here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/1758848.stm

Current Mood: accomplished
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